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Sunday, December 9, 2012
Sorry for Eating the Peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that
she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through
a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's
absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten
all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied.
"After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
The Thug Life
Your kid actually has more options when it comes to eyeglasses.
Check out http://www.kidseyeglasses.org now!
Check out http://www.kidseyeglasses.org now!
New Kitchen Cabinets
Jolene had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long
time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance.
She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned,
she was overjoyed to find that beautiful, new cabinets had been installed.
A few days later, a neighbor came over to visit. After
admiring the new kitchen storage cabinets, the neighbor added, “All of us were so glad that the
fire your husband had while you were gone was confined to the kitchen.”
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