Jolene had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long
time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance.
She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned,
she was overjoyed to find that beautiful, new cabinets had been installed.
A few days later, a neighbor came over to visit. After
admiring the new kitchen storage cabinets, the neighbor added, “All of us were so glad that the
fire your husband had while you were gone was confined to the kitchen.”
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when
his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted
photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent
them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot
remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the