Plan infalible para conquistar el mundo

Para llevar a cabo este plan se requiere colaboración extraterrestre y de unos cuantos voluntarios.

Es tal que así:

Primero los extraterrestres tienen que ponernos en fila a todos los humanos. Después preguntarán quien es George Bush, que le van a matar para conquistar la tierra y cedérmela. Como George no saldrá, los extraterrestres empezarán a cantar una canción:

If you are Eugenio and you know it clap your hands
If you are Eugenio and you know it clap your hands
If you are Eugenio and you know it and you really want to show it
If you are Eugenio and you know it clap your hands.

Yo entonces aplaudiré.

Después seguirá:

If you are Dremin and you know it clap your hands
If you are Dremin and you know it clap your hands
If you are Dremin and you know it and you really want to show it
If you are Dremin and you know it clap your hands.

y Dremin aplaudirá.

Y así hasta que al final digan

If you are George Bush and you know it clap your hands
If you are George Bush and you know it clap your hands
If you are George Bush and you know it and you really want to show it
If you are George Bush and you know it clap your hands.

El que aplauda en ese momento será George Bush